Shoes Chews

Poppy tagged me to say some things about myself using the first letters of my middle name. My full name is D For Dog—Deefor for short. So that makes my middle name For.
F = Furry
O = Ornery
R = Rapid

or maybe:

F = Furry
O = Overly Affectionate
R = Rastafarian (when not brushed much.)

Can the same dog be Overly Affectionate and Ornery? Definitely. Depends on the size of the other creature and the size of my orneriness at the moment. That’s ornery in the uncooperative and irritable sense. I’ll stick with:

F = Furry (no question about that)
O = Overly Ornery and Affectionate
R = Rambunctious

And I’ll tag super jumping Pacco to tell us about her middle name.

At home there was a missing shoes mystery. My owner mom got a new pair of shoes. After deciding not to wear them, she put them somewhere. Then they were gone. She wasn't sure if she hid them (from Arrow who loves the smell of her feet) or if Arrow hid them.

While searching for them in the closet (Who would put them there?), she found an old pair of shoes. Her beloved clogs. And some slippers. They brought back memories. Memories of winter. And memories of me. The bad me. The rambunctious me. She remembered all the chewing I have done. The woodworks on the ski place that they covered in duct tape. (How did I know they were coming back?) The bottom of the couch. (Why put chewy stuff there if it isn’t for me?) And yummy shoes and slippers.

The mystery is solved. She hid them in the hamper. Arrow hasn’t jumped in there yet...