Sunday, August 5, 2007

Poop Dance


My owners are funny about poop. Don’t like it in the house, but they pick it up, put it in little bags, and carry it around outside. And they always stop walking when I poop. I do this little poop dance to find exactly the right place. I circle a few times, then twirl around.

When there is a cookie or some chicken on the sidewalk, you’d think they want to decapitate me with the leash. It isn’t pretty. I’ll be sniffing along and, as soon as I stop for some sidewalk delicacy, they tug on my leash and start using the mean No voice.

But I found something out by accident. Yesterday, when I was doing the poop dance, I smelled a piece of taco. I twirled around a bit, then ate it. No pulling, no yelling on their part. I’m not sure they noticed. Just figured I needed to find a better spot, I guess. Now, I can stop that leash wherever I find a snack, as long as I do a little poop dance first.

4 comments:

Joe Stains said...

humans are SO weird about poop. I try to eat poop and they are like NO NO NOOOO!! I found a taco out once on a walk too, good job!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor.
You are a lucky one finding and eating that taco! When I go out for a walkie my mom is always saying no, no, when a get close to something yummy!
The poop dance doesn't apply to me because I poo poo inside my house!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Pacco de Mongrel said...

haha...i like poop dance too....i usually spent more than 10 minutes juz to find d right spot n posture..

my owner feel like wanted to 'fast forward' me like wat she watch in 'click'

poppyq said...

Hi Deefor,
I just found your blog and I like your stories!! I love to hear about dogs eating cats poop!! I think that is funny!!

Even though I am a cat - I still have my own blog. Come and visit sometime.

Poppy Q