Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Old Doggie New Tricks
There is a trick I can do with my head. My head looks very big and smart but it's all hair. Just enough room for my floppy ears and a few brain cells. I can point my nose up and slip out of my collar and leash any time. I save this trick for special occasions. Like when a good smelling dog is walking by or some yummy thing is on the sidewalk.
At first my owner mom kept making the collar tighter and tighter. Very pinchy, but my neck is still bigger than my head! Tonight I slipped out to sneak up on Arrow and bite his butt. Surprise attack. He has giant rabbit ears so his collar will never come off.
Doggie school is getting harder, but more delicious. Lots of new words to learn. I forgot them all. And now I don’t get food unless I sit still! My owners tell me to SIT and then a dish of food comes down toward my nose and I can’t go eat it. They pick it up if I move!! Why are they treating me like a criminal for wanting my own breakfast?
They had a new treat at school. A stick dipped in peanut butter. All I had to do was walk next to it and I got to lick it. I hope they bring it on all my walkies. My bearded owner says I am the best in the class.
Posted by Deefor at 8:43 AM