Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The Secret Life of Cuz

Too many toys. Can that be? Just cause I don’t play with all of them doesn’t mean I don’t love them.

Last night, after reading Abby’s blog, I noticed my little green Cuz wasn’t around. Looked under stuff but there was only dust.

I last saw him playing by the door. But he wasn’t anywhere.

In the morning , he was back. In the toy box sleeping! I decided to follow him.

He checked out the table at breakfast.

Then he looked in my empty bowl.

He slipped out when the bearded one left. I tailed him.

First stop was the rec center for a stretching and squeaking class. (Had to go undercover cause they don’t allow doggies. I disguised myself as a shaggy yoga mat.)

Then he stopped at the barbershop. He has no hair. I think she’s his girlfriend!

Finally he went back home. Drank some wine on the balcony!

Arrow tried to play with him but he was too drunk. When you can’t find your toys, maybe they're leading a double life.

20 comments:

Arabella said...

Oh my! I always thought my evil cuzes went out and stirred up trouble during the day. What do you think a good cuz would do? Save peoples lives? Buy cookies for me?

Charlie Daniels said...

What a great adventure story. :-)

Cheers

Charlie

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh.. I never know that Cuz can get so busy. Good thing you were following him. Now we know..

~ Girl girl

Comet and BLU said...

So that's where our Cuz toys hide when we aren't looking! Thanks for solving that mystery!

We have a red one that looks just like your green one.

Joe Stains said...

omdog, I am going to go run out to my toybox right now!?! I am scared to think what our FrankenCuz does all day. EEP!

Abby said...

Hi, Deefor...

And I was blaming it all on Rosco...

I thought he hid my Cuz under the couch...

It's a good thing we have you around here to clear these things up for us...

Abby xxxooo

Nanette said...

What a great job, toy detective, specializing in green cuz cases. I like it!

Amber-Mae said...

Oh wow, Cuzes do have fun too huh?!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Cynthia Blue said...

Oooo toys are great every dog needs a zillion of them!

Ike said...

The nerve of that cuz!
Ike

Deetz said...

I never thought of that...you know, I am missing some toys..sometimes they are not in my toybox...other times they just re-appear...I will need to do some detective work now.
Happy 4th of July weekend
Deetz

Kodak the Eskie said...

Wow, that Cuz sure does get around!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!
Looks like your cuz is having a very interesting secret life!
Glad he came back!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Deefor! I was wondering what my toys were doing when I couldn't find them!

I just found my Wubba today, so I had to rip a hole in the top. Maybe it will think twice before leading a second life!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Lola Smiles said...

Deefor: do yours ever get eaten up by the washing machine?

Mango said...

That cuz sure gets around. I wonder if my stuffies are doing the same thing?

Slobbers,
Mango

Gus and Louie said...

That is a great story.. We loved it...
Callie is doing fine with her cast. It is getting quite dirty since she has to still try and play chase with the boys in the backyard...


Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie, Callie

the 4 Bs said...

hi Deefor, your cuz really does have an interesting life. it's a good thing that you put a tail on him and finally found out what he was doing all the time. we hope you gave him a good chewing.

woofs.

Poppy said...

Wow, your cuz sure is adventurous! Mommy took my cuz to school once, and when he came back, he smelled like STUDENTS!

Poppy

Southbay Girl said...

Deefor-that's some double life your toy was leading...kinda sounds like some of the things my mom does!!

Velcro