Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Dear Deefor

WHATSSSSSSSSSSSUUPP?! Its me TANNER. I have one question, ok? Mom and Dad took away my HBO channel because like they say it makes me learn words that are SO bad. WTF does that MEAN?! How do I get my HBO back?! I need to watch my shows like Sopranos and my movies like Rocky and Rambo!!!

Dear Tanner
Sorry I took so long. Blame my mom for not letting me near the computer. And I had to think hard.
We don’t have HBO so I never heard bad words on TV. Must be the weird quiet times on regular stations. You can catch up on your bad words on Murphy Dogg’s blog-- another Boston Terriorist who likes to swear. But I don’t know how you’ll get HBO back. Maybe Netflix can help with movies. Ours are pretty boring.

Dear Deefor,
My pawrents often push me to the bottom of the bed because they say that I snore too loudly and it keeps them awake. I don't understand why I have to sleep by their stinky feet when I have ALLOWED them to sleep in MY bed! What do I do?


Dear Toffee,
I can’t imagine a doggie snoring louder than the humans in my bed! I sleep UNDER the bed to get some peace and quiet.
Maybe you should make them sleep on the floor until they wash their feet.



Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!
I am sure Tanner is suffering without his HBO channel!
Good advice for Toffee too!
Kisses and hugs

Kodak the Eskie said...

I would sure be unhappy to not get my "Weeds" so hope you get your channel soon!

Hugs, Kodak

Joe Stains said...

We kept forgetting to add Murphey to our feed reader thing, now we did so I am sure Tanner will be swearing up a storm with him soon enough. I think Tanner is trying to figure out the 'watch it now' feature of our netflix subscription, good lord help us.

Thanks for answering the question and humoring the Doofus.

Amber-Mae said...

Good, straight forward answers. Hey, I've put on weight. What can I do?

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Lacy said...

w00f's deefor and arrow, pawsome answers deefor...heehee mama needs to put sounds on her bloggie, dat way tanner can hear HBO's words from her when blogger not wanna upload picturs or its being a PIHA...;)

b safe,

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Those are pawsome advise for Tanner and Toffee.. :)

~ Girl girl

Huskee Boy said...

OMdoG Deefor,
Those answers are so funny!! Umm.. I have got a question, can you help me with it if you don't mind? Can you tell me how I can escape from my weekly baths?

Abby said...

Hi, Deefor...

Great advise for Tanner & Toffee...

You should have your own show like Dr Phil...You could help sooo many people...

Abby xxxooo

Mango said...

Deefor - Good advise. Tanner could also just come to my house. I hear plenty bad words without even turning on the TV.


Sharon said...

I just love this column! Reading Deer Deefor is always fun!


Deetz said...

We don't have HBO either, but mum swears enough that I get to learn lots of words, just by listening to her.

River said...

This is cool. I didn't know we had a place we could go with questions. Good advice. I had to run and look at the lickedtoys site. Haha. Have I got pictures for them!

love & wags

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Dog's can bark in bad words?? I guess that is like dogs barking in different nationalities..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

blingblingnauties said...

Hi Deefer
This is Furby from Singapore, my sister Twister snore louder than our parents too... Mom says Twister snore like a Pig and Twister says Mom LOOKS LIKE A PIG.... wahahaa....

HBO ? We don't have that too, we only have those basic channel like Animal Planet...
Furby & Twister

Arabella said...

I used to love to sleep under the bed too! But then I guess I grew bigger, it was weird because then I didn't fit anymore. But guess what!?! Mom got bed raisers for me so I can go snuggle under my bed again. Sometimes she's the bestest.


(Kodak - I'm very unhappy not to have my Weeds anymore)

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Deefor,
You give great advice, dude. Tell Tanner he can totally come hang out with me to keep up on the bad words. He doesn't even need HBO! We don't have it, I picked up my colorful vocabulary from Mama. She cusses like a drunk sailor ...
Murphy Dogg