Monday, December 31, 2007
Begging Lessons
My owner mom was sad today. She went to Big O in Frisco for a new battery. They put it in backwards and blew a big fuse. Burned out her radio too! No CDs. No music. No lights inside the car! She should have left the old battery and taken us for a longer walkie.
We had a short walkie in the snow today. The deer left us poop treats. Bite size. We got dragged away fast. If I was a wild dog, I could eat it all. I could run around. But then I couldn’t sleep in bed and beg for cheese. Tough choice.
In the park, we inspected the gazebo. Arrow tasted the ornaments. Didn’t pee on the tree.
At home, I gave Arrow begging lessons. Step 1.The yearning look.
Step 3. The mighty leap. (This doesn’t always work. It can get you in trouble if you’re not cute.)
Step 4. The reward. Cheddar cheese. Sorry. No picture. I ate it too fast.
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6 comments:
You want me to mail those Big O folks a box of poop??
Happy New Year!!!
Hi, Deefor
So sorry to hear about your mom's battery problems!
Your begging techniques are great but I am not sure I can jump that high! Did Arrow learn them??
Happy New Year for you and you family!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
You didn't get to eat those poopies? That's too bad! Happee New Year to you!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
hi Deefor, that's a bad Big O. those people did a bad thing to your mom's car.
we sure do like your begging techniques. it looks like it is working for you too. and yes, we agree that you are very very cute. of course, we are partial to fluffy-type dogs. hee hee.
happy new year.
erm..sorry to hear about the accident..
anyway, deefor i love looking at ur mighty leap...!
I also enjoy the deer and rabbit poop treats, but Mama won't let me have them either. I tried telling her that it's rude to refuse a gift and that she's hurtin' their feelings by not letting me eat the poop treats, but apparently she doesn't care if rabbits and deer think she's a bitch.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
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