Saturday, June 7, 2008

Witness Protection Program

You guys know how bad Arrow and me have been in doggie parks. Arrow went under a fence where some horses are and wouldn’t come out. He ran around eating poop for a long time. Then I nipped a human’s leg in the fenced in doggie park we went to instead.

My owner mom still thinks we need to run around like maniacs sometimes—bad as we are. This week she took us to a new place where no one knows us and we have not committed any crimes. A secret location. The witness protection doggie park.

It’s far away but not crowded. There’s lots of water and trails. I was friendly to everyone except a Great Dane. I forget that they’re dogs and attack them. But I only growled and then I was good. No biting or fighting.

Arrow didn't want to go home. He ran away when my mom wanted to leave. But he followed her to a beach with lots of people and she asked a stranger to grab him. Arrow was so tired he didn’t even care.


Asta said...

How nice fow you and Awwow to find youw own pwivate pawk..that looks lovely
it's cewtainly swimming weathew awound hewe
smoochie kisses
pee ess..It's nice to not be a wanted cwiminal hehehe

Joe Stains said...

did you guys get fake names too, that is pretty exciting. I am glad you guys behaved there so you can go back again. Too bad your Mom didn't just leave Arrow, eh? ;)

Sparky said...


That's a pretty cool new place you guys went to... I'm sure you both had a grrrrEAT time!


Lacy said...

w00f's deefor and arrow, wow u own park wiff water, how cool iz dat...just b good pups and they wont run u off again...

b saFE,

Charlie Daniels said...

Hey that Witness Protection Doggie Park looks pretty cool! When you get time off for good behaviour you can go for a swim!



Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!
You two need to be nice or you will run out of funny places to go!
This one looks like a nice place!
I hope you can go back again soon!
Kisses and hugs

Pacco de Mongrel said...

i don't think great dane belongs to the canine species too...

Southbay Girl said...

Hi Deefor, thats a nice park! hopefully the witness protection program works!!


Mango said...

You guys keep this up and you will need to wear sunglasses or stocking caps so nobody recognizes you.


Deetz said...

The witness protection park looks wonderful and you kinda sorta behaved..I mean we can't be good alllll the time.....
What a wonderful lil swim that was
I eat horse poo too and also the sweet feed that they get...they always flip their buckets up in the air and all the goodie sweet feed comes flying out and I eat it

Deetz said...

Oh, and daddy the other day put a big rock in each bucket
the horses don't do that anymore

Lady Kaos said...

That looks like a very cool place to visit!!

Jessie and Jake said...

Ya we are not allowed to go to doggie parks either cause we try to kill all the dogs.

Yummy horse poop - we haven't tried that yet but it sounds good!

Deetz said...

Hi Deevor
Just wanted to say hello