Saturday, June 14, 2008

Bath Time

BEFORE Do I look dirty to you?

A dirty little secret. My mom brought me to a groomer for a bath. Twice. The first time I didn’t know what was happening. Pretty bad. Bath. Brushing. Drying. Shaving and cutting. Then I was so soft and smelled like a flower—not a doggie. Why get a dog if you really wanted a flower?


But yesterday I knew. I saw that weird dog in the bathtub and I didn’t want to go in. I was shaking. There were lots of little doggies running around. They didn’t smell like they needed a bath either. Again-- washing, trimming, brushing, drying.

AFTER I am so clean it’s disgusting.

17 comments:

Snowball said...

I love baths cos it makes me feel refreshed. There is nothing wrong with being clean. You can always roll in pawstatic smelling stuff during your walkie.

Luv

Snowball

Lacy said...

w00f's deefor and arrow, heehee did arrow haff to have a baff too...me thinks u looks super dooper after u baff and think how much fun it will b gettin to smell like a puppy again...

b safe,
~rocky~

4xBs said...

that's a good point about smelling like a flower. does your mom want you to be a flower? but we have to admit that you do look pawsome.

we heard a rumor that Bailey may be getting a bath and haircut today. he's not scared.

woofs.

Joe Stains said...

that is pretty horrible stuff, sorry dude :( I bet you smell all girly. How come Arrow didnt have to go?

CASPER AND PALS said...

Nope you didn't look like you needed a bath at all!

Hummphh -those humans are kinda bath crazy sometimes.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!
I love baths! But I get them in my house. I think that if I had to go to a place like that I'd be scared!
Glad you got a yummy treat after that!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Just stopping by to say hello.
We think you look great dirty or cleam. I hate being groomed but it feels so nice whenI have my summer haircut because it is so hot here in Texas.

Mona

Charlie Daniels said...

As long as they didn't wash all you perfume off? Quick ... go and find some dirt and roll in it!

Cheers

Charlie

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Deefor,
I hate baths too. We are descended from wolves and they never get baths!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

Amber-Mae said...

Oh you poor poor thing. I can't believe she made you got thru that torture! But, it's all over now. Al you got to do now, is to roll in some bambi poop. That should make you smell like a dog again...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Asta said...

Deefor
I'm wif you..I don't undewstand this obsession hooman's have wif bafing us..I didn't think you looked diwty at all...but you do look extwaowdinawily wondewful aftew youw baf
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Abby said...

Hi, Deefor...

I have seen you on a few other Doggies Blogs & thought I would stop by & say Hi...

I don't like to go to the place where they give me a bath & cut my hair, either...I see no reason for it...

Stop by my Blog & say Hello if you get a minute...

Abby xxxooo

Ike said...

Sounds awful.
Ike

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh dear. I hope you dont smell like a flower anymore now Deefor

~ Girl girl

Mango said...

Aw, little man, you don't like going to the spa? I love it (but I do smell funny afterwards). You look great, so maybe it was worth it?

Slobbers,
Mango

Ferndoggle said...

Oh no! Not a bath. I hope Mom doesn't read this and get any bright ideas!

Sherman

Lady Kaos said...

I think you looked fine before. I think that (like all baths) was a very unnecessary bath!
Kaos