Sunday, September 9, 2007

Bone Wars

When Arrow moved in, I had my favorite buffalo bone. It’s old but it still has a good chew taste. Naturally I didn’t let him near it. He understood.

My owner mom felt bad for Arrow and bought him a new buffalo bone. Bloody and greasy like mine was at first. She gave it to him outside when I was inside. Then she stuck him in his cage with it. He was happy.

This is my house. Everything here is mine. Arrow’s stuff is mine. First chance I got I took his bone. I just gave him the mean look when he wanted it back. He understood.

Yesterday they got me a new bone. All bloody and greasy. Very nice to chew on the couch. Later you can lick the pillows for a snack. Two bones. Everyone should get along. But both are really MINE.

Now there are bones all over the house. Chews too. Two of everything. He can have one for a while. But if I want it, I take it. He understands.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor
So, the idea of getting two of everything is good but you take all anyway??
Poor Arrow! Glad he understands you!!
Have a nice day

Joe Stains said...

This sounds like my house and MY rules!! good job at maintaining control!

Amber-Mae said...

Mmmmm, bloody & greasy bones! Sounds delicious to me! YUM! I haven't had one for a looooon time already coz mommy always complains that the porch floor gets really oily coz she usually prefers the bones being half boiled then being raw. I somehow can't take blood...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

ROSSI said...

Oh Deefor.. u are really mean!.. hehehe... but that sure show who is the boss in the house.. i wish i can show them who is the boss here..


Ginger said...

Hi Deefor! I'm Ginger! Arrow sounds like an understanding pup...he understands that everything is YOURS!

Tail wags,

Pacco de Mongrel said...

hahaha....i'm like tat also...when my uncle dogs came over to stay, i assume everything are mine...include his bowl of food...he need to ask my permission b4 eating