Friday, August 15, 2008

Unpleasant Surprise

I knew something was up this morning. Every day it’s early walkie. Them some bitey face with Arrow in the house. Then breakfast. Then sleep all day.

I was just settling down for sleep all day when my mom put a leash on me. It’s raining so it didn’t look like we were going to the doggie park. Oh no! It hit me! Groomer! Bath and all the rest! I got on the couch. Acted like I was sleeping and refused to move. Didn’t work. And she took Arrow too!

ATTENTION! X-RATED Section ahead: Arrow has been peeing on pee pee pads upstairs. He has this peeing problem. But his pee pee is kind of shaggy so there are all these drip spots on the rug near to the pads. My mom wanted Deidre (my dominatrix and torturer groomer) to trim Arrow’s hairy pee pee. Deidre is kind of kinky and she likes doing stuff like that.

Here's Arrow after his bath. No close-ups of his you-know-what. But he does look kind of happy. I think he had a good time with Deidre.

Two clean doggies.

I'm a nervous wreck. At least it's over for a few weeks.


Abby said...

Hi, Deefor...

You guys look great!!

Abby xxxooo

Asta said...

You and Arrow bof look spiffy!
Mommi's thweatenedme wif a baf vewy soon too..I'm glad you bof suwvived
smoochie kisses

The Cole Crew said...

We know what thats like. We have a morning routine too. When things are off we get worried. It means the vet or the goomer!

Sparky said...


I know how you feel man, the groomers are awful, but I must say you both look very handsome now!


Deetz said...

If he enjoyed it so much, he will probably keep dribbling now for sure, so he can go back again and again and again.....

Lady Kaos said...

I hate when my morning routine is messed up! I get mad at Mom if she doesn't let us in before she puts her shoes on to go to work. how am I supposed to get through my day if I haven't whisker tickled her face whiel she's trying to put her shoes on?

Arabella said...

You boys are looking great!


Lacy said...

w00f's Deefor and Arrow, me mama isz laughing like crazy, a dominatrix.(me thinks me mama gots a dirty mind)..u guys looks super clean now...

b safe,

the 4 Bs said...

hi Deefor, getting a bath isn't so bad. we get our pee pees groomed all the time. hair grows. what can we say. don't you feel good after it's over and your people are all lovin' on ya? that's the best part.


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...
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Khyra The Siberian Husky said...


Woo two look phantastikh!!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!
You two look great!
I hope the pee pee thing is solved at least for a few days!
Kisses and hugs

Charlie Daniels said...

I think you might have enjoyed it Arrow! ;-)



Joe Stains said...

That is some specialized snipping for sure! yikes!!! BUT you guys do look pretty great.

Willow the Black Dale said...

Deefor.... dude she really tricked you. But it was good of you trying to pull the ole' I am sleeping go away trick. To bad it didn't work for ya.

Mommy grooms me now so I don't have to go away for the day anymore. We made a deal..... I will behave for her if she doesn't take all day grooming me. It works for us.

You do looks handsome and Arrow looks happy. Let's hope his "private" are is cute closer now. Maybe the dribbles will stop.

Smooches little guy,

Kodak the Eskie said...

Deefor, you look absolutely beautiful!! I'm so glad you had the groomer. I'm glad that Arrow went too...its always good to clean the weedle. :)

Hugs, Kodak


LOL- a kinky groomer! You are too funny!

Murphy Dogg said...

Ah, ha, ha, ha! Arrow got his manhood groomed!
Same thing happens to my fuzzy sis, Trudy. She needs the hair near her hoo-hoo trimmed so she doesn't dribble. I told her to just get a Brazilian wax and be done with it.
Murphy Dogg

Mango said...

I don't think you should let anybody near your pee-pee with scissors (just a thought).

You guys both look fantastic after your spa day.


Comet and BLU said...

We are lucky that our girl rarely bathes us and never takes us to the groomer. We didn't know that kinky groomers existed. Maybe Comet should go to Arrow's groomer....maybe she will snip his peepee totally off and stop him from marking everywhere!

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Deefor,
Now you are making me curious what treatment Arrow got.. Anyhow you guys look grat after the session. I think I am due for mine soon.. *sob*

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Deefor,
Now you are making me curious what treatment Arrow got.. Anyhow you guys look grat after the session. I think I am due for mine soon.. *sob*

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Deefor you look great! I bet you smell like some dirty rotten flowers...go roll in some mud or dirt. That should help you out a little bit! Heheehe!

My human is gonna find me a new groomer right now sucks!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Pedro said...

You guys look very clean and shiney! Did you go roll in some mud as soon as you got home???


Chef said...

Deefor, you have me laughing! Gettin' a little frisky there, pal. Hawww. Love it!

Anyway, you asked me if I'm growing. I'm 72 lbs. and have been that for about 6 months. I'm a big boy but maybe in some pictures I look smaller.

Have a great week.


Pacco de Mongrel said...

i know is dreadful.... but u guys looks handsome