I knew something was up this morning. Every day it’s early walkie. Them some bitey face with Arrow in the house. Then breakfast. Then sleep all day.
I was just settling down for sleep all day when my mom put a leash on me. It’s raining so it didn’t look like we were going to the doggie park. Oh no! It hit me! Groomer! Bath and all the rest! I got on the couch. Acted like I was sleeping and refused to move. Didn’t work. And she took Arrow too!
ATTENTION! X-RATED Section ahead: Arrow has been peeing on pee pee pads upstairs. He has this peeing problem. But his pee pee is kind of shaggy so there are all these drip spots on the rug near to the pads. My mom wanted Deidre (my dominatrix and torturer groomer) to trim Arrow’s hairy pee pee. Deidre is kind of kinky and she likes doing stuff like that.
Here's Arrow after his bath. No close-ups of his you-know-what. But he does look kind of happy. I think he had a good time with Deidre.