Thursday, January 17, 2008

Fake Animals

Georgetown has a lot of fake animals. Strange because they have a lot of real animals too.

This one is a REAL sheep.

Big horn sheep and foxes and coyotes and deer. Mountain lions too.

Guess they want to remind humans that animals are around.

My bearded owner is always afraid I’ll get eaten by something bigger than me. My owner mom lets us go sometimes. Maybe she’s trying to get rid of us.

When we take a walk we pass fake buffalo. Fake antelope. Fake sheep. Big metal things, most of them, that smell more like rust than animals.

Dumb Arrow can’t tell the difference. He is at war with the fake antelope. Even close up, he barks and wants to attack it.

He should just pee on it and keep going. Here I am doing it in camouflage.


Joe Stains said...

I cant say that I wouldn't bark at some of those fake animals, but I would probably figure it out soon enough though!

Lorenza said...

I guess if I see those fake animals I'd bark at them too!
Kisses and hugs

Amber-Mae said...

I can't tell which one is real or which one is fake!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

4xBs said...

those are scary fake animals. i think that we would bark at them too. we bark at TV animals. your dad is right to protect you. you guys are small and real animals could eat you. that would be very bad, so be safe kiddos. don't take any chances even with the fake animals.


Ling said...

Gosh, you're really good.
I really can't see you pee-ing!


Pacco de Mongrel said...

wow...there are a number of afigy at ur place there....n usually they do manage to freak me out