Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Debate

We have been watching so many debates on TV that me and Arrow decided to have our own debate.


Arrow: Are you better off now than you were before I moved in? I think so. Your life is never dull. It’s full of surprises. You never know what will happen with me around. (Or what you will find on the rug.) I know how to chew outside the box. And inside too.


Deefor: I am the experienced dog. With me you had two years of positive licking and playing. A love fest. You come home to a warm welcome. Not a smelly one.

Arrow: If you want a continuation of the same old thing, vote for Deefor. But if you want a president who can run fast and doesn’t growl at everyone, vote for me. Deefor may be all love on the home front, but he’s no diplomat in the doggie park. A vote for me is a vote for world peace.


Deefor: These days, you need a strong president. I may be small (like Kucinich) but I know how to stand up to the big dogs of the world. You won’t find me rolling over all the time. Or barking my head off. And I can’t be bribed with any old treat.


Arrow: True, I love treats. But I don’t give special favors to humans ‘cause they give me treats. Unlike my opponent, Deefor, who will lick his way to China if you smooch him. And China is dangerous for doggies.

Deefor: I think the choice is clear. Elect me. You know where I stand. And sit. And sleep. Don’t vote for a dangerous radical who doesn’t even know his own name half the time.

Arrow: Arf. Arf. Arf.

15 comments:

4xBs said...

wow guys, that's a good debate. we don't see a clear winner. it looks like a tie to us. you both show that you are very strong candidates. we like Arrow's ears, but Deefor definitely has the facial expression. hee hee!

woofers.

Tofu Burger said...

Hi Deefor... interesting debate, and both great key points! I have not decided yet, so I will keep checking back often!!

Loves,
Tofu

ps. mama says that if Deefor ever looked at her w. that sweet expression of his... she would surely melt into a little puddle.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor and Arrow!
Good points from you two! I guess I have to think about them to make a decision!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

Hi Deefow and Awwow!
So vewy nice to meet the two of you!!
I liked youw debate, so much bettew than the ones the hoomans have, plus you'we both so much cutew than all thow two legged candidates..
I'm a little in twouble because too many of my fwiends awe wunning fow office..I think you should all win, and shawe the office, that way, you could all have plenty of west time inbetween wowk
smoochie kisses
ASta

Ume said...

dats one hot debate, Deefor & Arrow! i'm torn between the choices, i'll think very hard in between chewing my greenie.

in the meantime, do hop over to my blog. i had given the "You Make My Day" award to both of u!

Le Mops said...

maybe you two be running mates! so we can vote fer both of you!
*snorT*
Le Mops (& Chewie)

Amber-Mae said...

You both sure had some hard talk there...Oh gee, it's hard to choose! If I pick one of you, it's fair for the other one, right? Sooooooooooo, how???

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Willie & Waylon said...

You guys have great points! It is too diificult to choose! Waylon thinks Deefor is his candidate - he can really identify with him - will let you know what Willie decides. He is currently snoring.
Many Sniffs,
Waylon & Willie

Murphy Dogg said...

Hi Deefor,
Great debate. At least you both made sense, unlike those dopey people debates. Maybe one of those people candidates will read your blog and learn a thing or two.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

Ike said...

All these debates are making my head spin!
Ike

Pacco de Mongrel said...

i think u both are serious title contender...

paw crossed...either of u won it, i will be juz happy...

love peave...

Comet and BLU said...

Since Deefor likes to hand out pardons and said we should be freed from jail, we vote for Deefor!
Comet and BLU

Lenny said...

Hey Deefor and Arrow, you are both strong debaters! I hear that some of the people debaters are dropping out, so maybe there is room for you on TV too. It would make those debates a lot more interesting!

Your friend, Lenny

Joe Stains said...

tanner votes for arrow, I vote for deefor!

Ling said...

so hard to decide....both so great in debating....
hmmm....maybe if you give me a treat...that may help.

-MaxDex-