Thursday, April 24, 2008

Lawlessness and Disorder

In the domestic justice system two doggies commit crimes large and small. Deefor and Arrow. This are is our story.

My owner mom woke up and found the evidence on the kitchen floor. An empty TV dinner box. Opened and eaten. She asked the bearded one if he ate it before bed. Maybe he left the box on the table and Arrow found it and licked it clean.

No. The bearded one didn’t eat it. Then my mom saw some groceries on the floor. She had forgotten to put them away. First my mom said Arrow must have done it. He’s always getting into stuff. That bad Arrow.

This is not the real evidence. My mom cleans up fast when she’s mad. The real one was meatballs and spaghetti. (Don’t ask me how I know.)

Detective owner mom said Arrow is a bad criminal. Noisy. Messy. Not sneaky. He goes on the table when humans are looking.

My mom said Arrow was in bed all night with his new bone. His tags are like jingle bells. She wakes up when Arrow jumps around. I was sleeping downstairs. Arrow chews stuff up and makes a mess. The crime scene was too neat. Arrow’s face would have been covered with spaghetti sauce.

So they pinned it on me. An inside job. In the park, my owner mom noticed my poop looked a little like spaghetti sauce. (She likes to put it in little bags.) It’s not DNA. I say it proves nothing.


Amber-Mae said...

Oh-oh...Deefor, you've been a bad sneaky criminal. But it's okay, once in a while is fine right?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Asta said...

I would immediately hiwe Scwuffy..he's a law student..don't say a thing when you'we questioned till he shows up..I'm not saying youw guilty, but it's best to be safe!
BTW.I just saw you get two hambuwgews delivewed by Tanner on Joey's you have a hollow leg ow something??
smoochie kisses

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

We just met you through Joe Stains, and decided you were the dogs to meet in payment for Tanner's burger delivery. Glad to meet you.

You look like a law abiding sort. I bet you didn't do anything bad at all. someone FRAMED you. Yea.. that is it!!

Gus and Louie said...

We think you have been framed!! They need to find more evidence. Do you have any cats? They can be very sneaky..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Sparky said...

Uh oh! You didn't really do it, did you? I sure hope not! I think you were framed.


4xBs said...

oh Deefor, you look sooooo sad ... and guilty. but really, those groceries were there waiting for someone to do something. what is a dog supposed to do? at least you chose the good dinner.

poorrr Deefor.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!
I don't want to say this but you look soooooo guilty in that last picture! And your mom has your poo as a proof!
don't feel bad! I am sure it was delicious!
Kisses and hugs

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Why do all these silly humans have to go and collect our poo. Just because your poo may have looked like spaghetti and meatballs doesn't mean you ate it!

I will protect you in this matter! You can just call me Mr. T-Bone Beasley, Deefor's lawyer!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Joe Stains said...

omdog this made Mom laugh a lot, she even showed dad. They love law and order!

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Deefor,
Here's some words of wisdom from one of my favorite punk bands, the Circle Jerks: "DENY EVERYTHING!"
Murphy Dogg

wally said...

I would like to represent you in the court of paw. "If the beard is not covered in it, you must acquit!"


Willie & Waylon said...

At least it was a low fat version, right?

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Are they saying it's you Deefor? It can't be you. You've been framed.

~ Girl girl

Jessie and Jake said...

Wow our mummy loves this idea cause we growl and jump and scream at any dog we see only until we pass them and then it is like we forgot.

Mama us going to take treats with her tonight - we have the torture leash too - but only Jake. I Jessie refuse to wear it.

Stanley said...


Hold out for that DNA and say NOTHING without a lawyer present.

I think this is a job for Joe Stains, Private Eye! He does amazing work. You should give him a call.

Goob love & good luck,