Deefor is off snowboarding with the bearded one and I’ve got the computer! HA!
Deefor’s plan to stay away from doggie stuff from China was really stupid. Everything fun in the big box pet store was from there. All I know is I’m bored.
My owner mom bought us this toy. It’s supposed to clean and floss our teeth. Fun, huh? Give me some horse poop to roll in or a bloody bone. I floss my teeth with mom’s knitting.
We are too dumb for this other toy. It’s like a Rubik’s Cube for dogs. Next thing they’ll be giving us the New York Times Crossword Puzzle.
My new favorite is Lambie. I play squeaky songs on it. I’ve eaten all my old favorites, mom’s leather shoes. Except for her cowgirl boots. She thinks she hid them and can’t find them. Maybe I hid them! HA! HA! Enough rawhide for a lifetime. Kind of silly looking too. But what do I know about shoes?
This toy is the bomb! But hard to get. I am not sure what the humans save it for.
And the jerky! Sooo good. Deef sat under the bed with his, growling. Then my mom took it away and hid it in the kitchen somewhere. I'm still looking for it.