Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Stealing Stuff and Presents!

I stole this award from Deefor. Thought the world would like to know more about me.

Five things that I like to do (not in any special order)
1. Chew tissues
2. Run around in the doggy park
3. Pee on stuff
4. Take whatever toy or bone Deefor's chewing
5. Check out the table

Yesterday my mom was eating some chicken for lunch. I peed on the rug right in front of her. She jumped up from the table and started cleaning it. (And said lots of mean stuff to me) She ran upstairs for some cleaner and-- FORGOT ABOUT HER CHICKEN!!!

My mom was very upset. She has this thing about me not eating yummy lemon pepper rotisserie chicken with the skin and bones on the table. And she doesn't like pee on the rug. Deefor was mad at me too. Mom took so much time being mad that our walkie was real short. And he didn't get any chicken. He slept through the whole chicken stealing part.

This was not a plan. I just looked at the big leather thing and decided to pee on it. I'm kinda short so it only went on the rug. But I seized the opportunity. It could be a plan. . . . next time.

We got this beautiful present from LeLe and Trish-- the Airechicks! Nice doggy box.

A book by a doggy named Max and lots of other nice stuff and yellow papers to chew up.

And this neckerchief. How did they know? Red is my color!

Me and The Deef want to wish all our blogging buddies a Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, Wonderful Holiday, and Happy New Year. And hope Chanukah was great too! I hope you all get lots of yummy treats from the table and lots of belly rubs.

10 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I bet your mom wants to box woo up and ship woo out!

Way to go Deefor!
Good khanine points khount fur SOOOOO much!

Happy HOWLidays to ALL of WOO!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra and Her Mom

Dexter said...

Happy Holidays my little short legged pals.

Slobbers,
Mango

Niamh said...

Merry Christmas to you and your family Deefor and Arrow! Those look like great presents. I hope that you don't pee on them!

Your friend,
NIamh

Lorenza said...

Feliz Navidad Deefor, Arrow, Mom and Dad!
Pee on a rug and stolen chicken.... hmmmm... I guess I unterstand your Mom!
Have a great day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

The Airechicks said...

Merry Christmas!

Enjoy Max!!! He's a very smart Airedale!!!

RED is Arrow's color...

Be safe enjoy the holiday!!

XXooXooXXoo

Chef said...

A double whammy - no wonder your mom was mad. You may be small but you've got guts! Merry Christmas!

xox
Chef

Asta said...

Hi Deefow and Awwow

I hope youw chwissmuss holidays wewe wondewful and you got to enjoy all those cool pwessies.
I hope the New yeaw will bwing you lots of fun and tweats and good health!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

ScrapsofMe said...

Happy New Year to Denver Deefor and his pesky sidekick, Arrow. I hope you had lots of nummy nums fall to the floor this season, it's the best time of year for us crumb catchers.

Thank you so much for your warm wishes and pawreyers for my Mr. Hopefully he will be going home soon.

sniffies,
Bonnie

Sally said...

Hi Deefor, Arrow and your family
Happy New Year to you.
We wish you all the best.

Nice woooh
Sally and the Can-Opener

Bae Bae said...

What pawsome presents you got.
Hope you have a great 2010. ;)

~ Bae