Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Exclusive Interview

Arrow complains a lot about not being on MY blog very much. Here's his chance. I interviewed him:

Deefor: Why are you such a pain in the butt?

Arrow: I'm just not a sleep-my-life away type doggy. I need a little fun. I get antsy.

Deefor: What's with the barking?

Arrow: I bark for a reason. When I want more treats in the ball. When I want my bone back. When I want someone to get the treat ball out from under the couch. When I want some more treats in the ball. When I want the humans to go up to bed so I can too. When I want more treats in the ball----

Deefor: I get the picture. You sure have them trained. How do you do it?

Arrow: Two ways. First I use my cuteness. Not every doggy could get away with it. Second I don't do stuff without treats. It's called no free sits in human training terms. I even get a treat when I poop outside.

Deefor: True. I get a lot more treats since you moved in. What about the peeing on the rug?

Arrow: This is a very negative interview. Some things are personal. I thought you were going to be pawfessional.

Deefor: OK. OK. What's your favorite toy?

Arrow: I love my sqeaky bird. I can hold the whole thing in my mouth. Then it gets crazy squeaking. You can throw it like a ball too. Next to that-- the toilet paper. It doesn't squeak but it makes cool noises when you beat it up.

Deefor: Favorite chew?

Arrow: Hard question. I like the cowboy boots a lot. But now they're always on top of the closet. They sprayed sour stuff on the magazine rack. What's left of it! I guess it's whichever bone you have.

Deefor: Favorite treats?

Arrow: Whatever is stuffed in one of my treat balls. And hot dogs for poop treats.

Deefor: Thanks for sharing.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

What a pawesome interwoo!

Tank woo fur sharing!


BlogDog said...

LOL - you guys are too funny! You are like a comedy team (and your human is a pretty clever writer!)

happy said...

Great job on the interview, Deefor! Now we're getting to know Arrow better.

Niamh said...

You are quite the investigative journalist Deefor!. You really asked Arrow some tough questions. Very informative.

Your friend,

TwoSpecialWires said...

OK. Paws down. It's simple. You win the 9NEWS Edward R. Murrow Award for Feature Reporting. Having not met the 4 legged reporter, but having met the Arrow. we can attest to an accurate representation. Funny as heck. Clever as can be. And, in old fashioned terms, a Spit-fire!

What a great laugh to start the day!
Still chuckling,
Jake and Fergi xxoo

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD...You should SO be a professional interviewer Deetz!!! Pawesome interview!!

Arrow is tooo funny!


Brownie said...

OMD! that was fantabulous! you are a pawtastic journalist!


Huskee and Hershey said...

Deefor.. that last pic of you.. OMdoG... my mom says she wants to hold you in her arms and cuddle you tight and give you a kiss on your little brown nose!!

That was a great interview, Reporter Deefor!

Ummm Arrow, you also pee on the rug? **high fives**... Me too!! Shhhhh... I won't tell if you don't!

Mango said...

Arrow is certainly a complex and deep thinking doggie. He is also apparently a total pain in the butt. You did a good job maintaining your objectivity during the interview.


Deetz said...

That was a most pawtastic interview and arrow was so honest....You should apply at CNBC

Sally said...

Hi my, friends,
your are so funny and I love your pictures.

Nice woooh

Kodak the Eskie said...

What a great interview with Arrow. I love that TP roll too. Good to catch up with you guys!! Missed your humor and antics!

Hugs, Kodak

Ike said...

How does Arrow stay out of prison?

Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!

Lorenza said...

Oops! Something happened with my comment!
Good job interviewing Arrow!
Sure Arrow has lots of reasons to be a barking boy!
His toys are pawesome too!
Kisses and hugs


Hey nice interview Deefor. I never tried that toliet paper trick.. and is in rehab for shoechewer addiction.

PS- nice pressies from Mango. I haven't had an antler yet. I'm gonna have to try one.

Yoshi and Cody said...

Yoshi likes toilet paper too! We'll have to be on the lookout for antlers, we haven't had those yet!

-Yoshi and Cody