WARNING: Gross graphic descriptions of doggie stuff
We were all sick. First my bearded owner got a bad cold. Then I started pooping a lot. The squirts. And throwing up. Then my mom got the cold. Next Arrow started throwing up.
The vet gave me three shots and lots of pills. Now I feel better. Arrow had some Pepto-Bismol in his food! I don’t think he liked it. Poor Arrow. I have a pill mashed up in my food. I can taste it a little.
We haven’t had a lot of treats either. The vet said it could be something I ate. (Tasty dried up poop jerky in the mountains? I doubt it.) She said I had a fever too. Maybe I gave it to Arrow. Poor guy. (I don’t like to give him anything. Especially bones and chews.) Now we're all doing better.
I was taking a nap when my mom brought me to a new groomer. My old one was too busy and I was full of big knots.
The new groomer wasn't bad. This is the new me. I think I like it. I wasn't sure at first. No brushing for a while.
Here I am waiting patiently as my bearded owner mixes sausage into my doggie food. My friend Alexander barked at me yesterday. He didn’t recognize me.
Shows off my figure. I look like a lion now. I hope that doesn't scare the humans in Denver.