Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The New Me

WARNING: Gross graphic descriptions of doggie stuff

We were all sick. First my bearded owner got a bad cold. Then I started pooping a lot. The squirts. And throwing up. Then my mom got the cold. Next Arrow started throwing up.

The vet gave me three shots and lots of pills. Now I feel better. Arrow had some Pepto-Bismol in his food! I don’t think he liked it. Poor Arrow. I have a pill mashed up in my food. I can taste it a little.

We haven’t had a lot of treats either. The vet said it could be something I ate. (Tasty dried up poop jerky in the mountains? I doubt it.) She said I had a fever too. Maybe I gave it to Arrow. Poor guy. (I don’t like to give him anything. Especially bones and chews.) Now we're all doing better.

I was taking a nap when my mom brought me to a new groomer. My old one was too busy and I was full of big knots.

The new groomer wasn't bad. This is the new me. I think I like it. I wasn't sure at first. No brushing for a while.

Here I am waiting patiently as my bearded owner mixes sausage into my doggie food. My friend Alexander barked at me yesterday. He didn’t recognize me.

Shows off my figure. I look like a lion now. I hope that doesn't scare the humans in Denver.

30 comments:

Lady Kaos said...

Wow, you look really different! I hate when Sasha goes to the groomer. I have to sniff her for a long time before I'm convinced it's really my sister.
Glad you're feeling better! Being sick is way no fun, especially when it means you have to go to the vet!
Kaos

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

YIKES!

Should I save my fluff fur woo?

Sorry all of woo were feeling poorly!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Asta said...

I'm so glad you awea ll on the mend..those sickies awe awful.You have a lovely figoowe..I would still wecognise youw sweet face
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Pedro said...

Deefor,

Hope every dawg and human in your house is feeling better! You new hair cut is very handsome. You look shiney & new!!

Pedro

Abby said...

Hi, Deefor...

You sure look different...

I hope you all feel better soon...Being sick is no fun..

Abby xxxooo

Mango said...

You are nekked! Eeeeek! Did the new haircut help you get ovet the sickies?

Slobbers,
Mango

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Deefor,
Sorry to hear that all of you are sick! That must be terrible... hope that you are all feeling better already.
I do like your new look a lot!

happy said...

You look really nice in your new style. Glad to know you are feeling better now. It's no fun to be sick.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!
I hope you all are feeling better now!
Yes, you look different! But I like it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Bae Bae said...

You look handsome still Deefor. I hope everyone is feeling better now in your family

~ Bae

Snowball said...

You look good after being groomed. I hate taking pills too I hope everyone in your home will recover soon and stay healthy after that.

Luv
Snowball

Stanley said...

Deefor!

I'm liking your tail poof. It looks like you're flying your own little Deefor flag. "I may look like a lion but I come in peace!"

We are sending you guys a boatload of healing goober smooches to help with whatever it is that has been ailing all of you! Keep us posted, man.

Goober love,
Stanley

Comet and BLU said...

Now that the groomer stole all your hair, aren't you going to freeze?

We're glad that everyone is feeling better now.

Abby said...

Hi, Deefor...

I have something for you...Please stop by my Blog to pick it up when you get a minute...

Abby xxxooo

Murphy Dogg said...

Hey Deefor!
You look like a new man! Very sleek and different from your usual shaggy self. Must we now refer to you as a muttrosexual?
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg

River said...

I think it looks great. You're even a different color. I hope everyone is feeling much better now!

love & wags,
River

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my Deefor, I barely recognize you! You look quite nice actually & I bet you feel so much cooler now.

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Murphey said...

Wow, seems like the poops and pukes were going around, Reilly had it too!

Glad you are feeling better.

Murph

Simba said...

I hope you all feel better soon.

Simba x

Daisy said...

I'm sorry you have all been sick. Being sick is No Fun. But you got a very nice haircut!

the 4 Bs said...

oh Deefor, you look very very handsome. you look like a sleek lion! we like your fancy new haircut.

we're sorry that all of your family was sickie. that's no fun, but it sounds like you are better now. we're glad about that.

woofs.

Niamh said...

Sorry you were so sick. I like your shaggy look but I am sure that this new you is more comfortable.

Your friend,
Niamh

Le Mops said...

what's a groomer? Will it make me look like a lion too?

*snorT*
Le Mops

Joe Stains said...

omdog look at your sleek new do! I am glad you guys are feeling better now, all of you!

Lacy said...

woofs deefor and arrow, me iz sorry u all wuzz sick...me hopes u feel better now...heehee wow, they shure did give u a furcut...and dont worry, ur furs will grow back...

b safe,
~rocky~

Southbay Girl said...

Deefor you look so different!! Wow!!

I'm sorry you were all sick. We sure do hope you are all feeling better!!

Velcro

Byron y Xinver said...

Hi, everyone needs a haircut sometimes... We hope you'll get better soon.

Kodak the Eskie said...

I like your haircut! It really is a big change. I think you'll like it.

So sorry you are all sick. Hope you are feeling lots better soon.

Hugs, Kodak

Chewie said...

I left you an award on mah blog!
*snort*
Chewie (and not Le Mops)
www.askchewie.com

Rambo said...

Deefor,
you look so handsome with your new do!! You might have all the girl doggies in Denver chasing you around the town....he he.
Rambo the chi