Thursday, February 14, 2008

Interior Dogerating

My humans have covered the rugs Arrow uses for potty with newspapers. A nice designer touch. Martha Stewart's dogs would be proud. Arrow chewed some and went peepee on another rug. He is backwards. Maybe he doesn’t like scratchy paper on his bottom when he can have a soft rug.Through all this I have been very mature. I am “the good dog.” Deefor never does that. The worse he is, the better I look. The perfect dog.

To change the subject.... A little more about me. I got this question from another blog. Take it and use it.

What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences.

1. I would run to the park and play with all the squirrels and loose dogs. And eat things in the park. I’d come back when I wanted.

2. I’d figure out how to get into the magic box. There’s ham in there. And cheese. Even ice cream. All the really good human food.

3. I would take all of the bones and chews in the house and not let Arrow have any. And I’d growl at him if he tried to get ‘em. (I forgot, I already do that! )

8 comments:

Joe Stains said...

sounds like a good list to me. Arrow sounds like a menace even beyond Tanner!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Le Mops said...

To git into the magic box, simply use Arrow's puppy nails to pop the magic seam. He should be able to crack the box and you can pull it open. save sum cheese fer us!!!
*SNORT*
Chewie & Le Mops

Lorenza said...

Hi, Deefor!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I think Arrow will never learn where to potty inside your house! And that is because he doesn't want to!
If you figure out how to open the big box, please let me know!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my...Is your mom boiling now becoz of Arrow's toilet problem?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Sparky said...

That first one sounds good to me. Running loose after the squirrels! That would be great.

Sparky

Pacco de Mongrel said...

my humans sometimes to watch martha stewarts too....

but still haven't bump into her dogs yet...

4xBs said...

that's a good list. when you learn to open the magic box, let us know how, okay? all dogs need to know.

woofers.

Murphy Dogg said...

Hi Deefor,
There's also BEER in the magic box! I've been trying to get my paws on some of Dad's for months, so if you figure out how to break in, let me know!
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg